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File_NO:192942____________________________________________Classified

Here are some of the disclassified worker records, which up until rescently have been sat in a vault in the Distorted Science Labs department know as HR. HR remains a classified section as 'Human Resourcing' and people trafficing is still considered a crime on most worlds.

_W O R K E R S_AND_D R O N E S_

Zombie lab techinian : activity : slow at best : Life cycle : seemingly infinate : Promotion prospects : minimual

A note from the Overseer:

" We have a full surplus of Undead on board since the accidental introducing of a substance now know as the 'Tea-virus', into all Distorted Science vending machines. While their are no lasting ill effects during the hosts life cycle. Upon demise the host rises as a form of undead subordant. Just to let the infected know the new line of 'Itchy - scratchy' biscuits are now availble from the Cantina and breakout areas. The supply of 'Beef Treat' is still on order "

Ghoul Drone Worker : activty : impressive : Life Cycle :
seemingly infinate : Promotion prospects : unfaltering

Nano-bots, Robots, Mecanoids and Androids make for intresting colleages as they feel no emotions but as still given over to fits of murderous rage. Our advice leave well alone. Known modes: Data, T101, T:HotBlondeModel, The award winning R2d2 series, Monroe-bots, ATMs and other various Sirius Cybernetics Corporation models.

_S T A F F__M E M B E R S_

Prof. Joshua RavensCroft

The Founding member of The Distorted Science Labs, cica 1929

His Epitaph is rumoured to read:

" By Science he lived, by science he died

And by his particle accelerator he was fried "

Dr. Howard Eddinton - was raised as a Lich to sever Prof. Ravenscroft. Eddinton assisted him in the early days of The Distorted Labs and proved to be a great assest until he encounter with an unruly mob.

Wesker - Not just another Pawn in one of our fledging compaines as he has proven himself time again as an invaulable Agent.
Life Cycle: Expendable

Dispite his lack of talent he has proved himself to us in times of need. However the popular opinion around the office is that he should go right to the wall. No offence.

Proffesor Logan. A Pure researcher of the highest order, he has been billed as the one to watch in the coming years.

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